"Hey, if I get this Jimmy John’s sub delivered, can the driver also take me to my house, since it’s pouring rain out and I don’t want to walk a mile in it?" They said no.
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The Mata Mata Turtle
Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expert at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.
Apparently from The Art of Kiki’s Delivery Service, but as for who the actual artist is…
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Physically obligated to go fast.